facebook funniest status and and their comments

Status: Obama, I'mma let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best music videos of all time! OF ALL TIME!

Comments:      don’t comment this kinda bold .. u will be punished

                        its TOO funny not to post. LOL

                        Hahahaha!!!!!!!!

                        Oh look Obama is crying...

                        Hey what happened to the saying: Boys never cry...... remember he is the president ;

                        it shud be " obama, imma l et u finish, but jeremy gilley has bought more peace than u. "
look up his documentary , the day after peace.

Status: Please gift me illigal transaction,,blackmale photos,,untraceable cellphones urgently wanted!!!!!!!!

Comments:      hey what r u trying to do.. let me know   if u r trying to do something good..

                        hehehe lol ...its mafia war common join meh guys :d

Status: so many things to do how do I manage time?????????

Comments:      i knw how it feels..gudluck!

                        just chill bebe... this is life...

                        still working on it. I don't know how to keep the spatial movement constant and just spin the temporal dimension, when I got that figured out then I am sure it will work.

Status:still working on it. I don't know how to keep the spatial movement constant and just spin the temporal dimension, when I got that figured out then I am sure it will work.

Status: I heard from some one in my office that sincere person shouldn’t stay at same office too long ...!! what do u say...

Comment:        r u going abroad??

                        u guess ... I will tell u when I reach my destination

                        clue: not out of country

                        what do you think about it yourself?

                        that's rubbish .... 100%

                        sorry correction: it’s shouldn’t stay...it’s will not stay..i guess is right

Status: loves the rain.. and the moon.. and the sunshine..

Status: teethache

Comments:      oh rally what happen ??? Use pepsodent! Proved by indian medical dentists!

Status: suck!!... everything is so fake, so evanescent!!......... why do i get this feeling no matter how hard i try n remain positive!!!

Comments:      Be strong dude....

                        sorry bro.. I take my word back!!.. ha ha.. that was jus a sudden abrupt feeling.. this keeps hapening to me..

Status: 1687 txts in 2 weeks!!! UGH. I think God Txts me.

Comments:      seriously good .. don’t u have other jobs..

                        Hello... its not me.. It told you God Txts me and tells me to do things. .. not my fault.

                        Hahaha does God have an iPhone?

                        Iphone 3GS.

                        Oh shizzle!

                        7-8 texts per waking minute.

                        I mean hour.

                        Did you have poor Andrew work on your shitty algorithm about my txts? HU HU HA HA HO HO HE HE

                        whatever! control control! TXT is also an addiction.. it will take u to nowhere..

now u make me seem bad...

 

bhai- the last time you texted me was when we were still neanderthals. Go Figure.

 

yea, i dont text u.. tht doesnt mean i dont txt ne 1 else :P

 

i think it has one text mine

 

Status:has listened to 'This is it' for 11th times already but hasn't been able to decide whether its good musically without linking it to the fact that its MJ's last song.

 

Status: never put an onion and your favorite chocolate in the fridge together..... your chocolate will smell like and an onion and vice versa.

Status: Caribbean White Rum + Smirnoff vodka + Budwieser + laugh = ??? fun?? hahaha.. thnx guys =P

Status: wish i had "how much do you hate facebook quizzes??" quiz to play..

Comments:      How much??

                        pretty much!!.. bloody facebook pollutants!!.. i hate the players more than the quizzes though!!

                        Try blocking it Prakash.. I know it takes time but it works. I am almost quiz-free now :) Occasionally, I find new quiz but block them ASAP.

                        ya sir.. that's what i m doing all the time, ;) but every now n then a new thing keeps popping out.. so irritating k!! thanks for the suggestion anyways!!

 

Status: please help meh illegal transaction!!!!!

Status: Why am I scared to die ?

Status: three layers of clothes and its 63 degrees. How Californian am I?

Comments:      Wimp

Babe come to MA/NY you would love it...........

I need a FAT suit. mwa ha ha

Sush- that was for Mister above you. I can't even imagine living in East Coast.

 

I know...... I know Babe........ during summer it is fun, during winter Hell NOOOOOOOOPPPPPPP....... Buty hey every places has its goods and bads.......... besides that you are not getting your hollywood here so, thumbs down yar!!!!!

 

Status: What is Muji??

Comments:      name of the production company...u drunker

Oye...r u gone insane bro?

 

Status: facebook nepali ma, chiso chha is facebook in nepali, very cool!!